No doubt many of us at last, suddenly we hear or use any word or phrase to refer to a disease because I email a friend shared this and now I do it with you, all Salvadoran diseases well known and are not properly defined by the RAE, I leave there is listed:
CHOLERA: is not a disease, this term is closely related to anger.
Example:
"I'm angry that the deputies should be increased wages ".
" It annoys me that MPs increase the salary. "
BREACH: Mysterious rise in body temperature is not high enough to be considered fever, but serious enough to miss work or school.
GAVE NERVES: Everyone has nerves, but in El Salvador, the nerves 'give'. when a situation is referred creates confusion, fear, anxiety. It is dangerous because it can result in patatús!
PATATÚS: craziness sudden attack of unknown origin, which may be subject to a hospital for observation. It usually affects people 50 and older.
Chichon: bump usually caused by the head suffered during the patatús cachimbazo.
Empacho: digestive disorder caused by eating while chuchearías as a stack of tortillas with a Carnita roasted, fried strips, crop, gizzard, sausage, udder, blood sausage, pipián, rolled, ceviche, beans, guacamole, pico de gallo and two to three beers.
LE CAYO EL SERENO: Mysterious disease that attacks at night and mostly affects children mollerita not labeled properly capped. It also affects older people or people with a high degree of intoxication that are left lying in the street.
HEAVY BODY: How do you explain to another human being born in El Salvador which is the body feel heavy? It's sort of like walking around with a shirt of lead, costs to move the legs and arms. Who understands this?.
RASH: strange rash of 'balls' which usually go away after having eaten something that did not sit well or are allergic to shrimp cocktail, which has swallowed more than account when you first went to the beach.
CAUGHT AN AIR: This ailment, he really has all nutters Harvard scientists, because so far not explained how the pathophysiology of this illness. The main questions are: How one can catch a gaseous element (air)? And the air, can get caught and no more? And if you get caught, where?
TALEGAZO ONE: Fall cumbersome, that when it happens in public places, those who suffer quickie stop, as if nothing had happened.
FUCKING: This disease is synonymous with being wrong. Is expressed when there is pain in any or all parts of the body. It also manifests itself when you have no job, no money, or when they cut the bride's home or wife.
ESWT: is a special combo includes a symptom of all the illnesses described above, that is to be finished. (Said "Today I'm Tochomierd ....")
CAUGHT: Very common disease that is suffered by succumbing to the charms of the opposite sex if you are normal, or same sex if it is not normal. Being caught is to be loved. also known as "bum."
WRONG HORSE : Pain in the lower back, the waist or better known as the "rump".
BIB: Altered emotional state, which occurs when there is simultaneously hyper sensitivity, tears and intolerance. Suffer children when the mother is pregnant, when adults are gripped by a strange woman, or when the Alliance lost classic.
AGÜEVAMIENTO: emotional state that results from mixing fear with cowardice and whose expression has many causes.
Example:
When you go to declare for the first time.
When you realize that the condom broke.
When the bride or the secretary will say: "I do not get your period.
When you wake up drunk on the strange bed.
MAL DE MAYO: this disease is also confusing because it can give anyone all year. The disease occurs when a person has plenty of seating, caused by disruption in your digestive system. Also known as "Churri, RUN or WALK YOU REACHED GASTON.
missing some really, what are they?
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